Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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