so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
do herpes really smell.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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