I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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