the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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