sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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