So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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