at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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