Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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