I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
