All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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