Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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