This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I supernannyed him into submission
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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