AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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