Pappa wants mamma naked
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
