margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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