super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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