How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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