Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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