On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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