R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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