Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Swine flu. Run for my life!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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