Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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