North Korea, Best Korea!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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