I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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