Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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