I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just high enough for therapy.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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