dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
