He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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