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say what?
wanna hang out?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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