You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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