would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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