if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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