I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
