its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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