Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
she looked like the before picture.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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