What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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