is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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