I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I could fuck to npr.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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