i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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