whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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