He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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