I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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