Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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