Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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