The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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