Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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