So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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