i think my tv is drunk
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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