She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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