So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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