But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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