at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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