And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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